I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
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season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
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Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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