Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
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Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
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Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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