Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
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she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
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Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize