Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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