I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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