he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
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Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
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Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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