Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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