her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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