best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
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i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
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Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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