He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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