Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
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I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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