i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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