Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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