I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize