I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Randomize
