My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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