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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
