I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
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At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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