I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
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GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
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Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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