Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
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The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
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I have fence marks all over my body
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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