do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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