it wasn't lemon gatorade
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Congratulations! We have a period
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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