she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
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Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
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Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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