why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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