dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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