How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
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Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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