the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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