Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
did you just send me my own nude
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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