How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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