The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
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I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
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In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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