I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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