I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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