You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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