So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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