Its about making memories worth repressing
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
