omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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