She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
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i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
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guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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