So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
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and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
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To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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