we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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