in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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