sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
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they're like a gay fantastic four
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
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Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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