Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
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I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
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I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
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