i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
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Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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