Just mADE A PArabola og urine
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Randomize
