Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
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I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
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Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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