If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
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We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
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How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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