i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Idk if I want to put a bra on
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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