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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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