can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
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bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
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I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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