there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
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At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
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Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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