I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
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I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
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We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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