Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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